Zo­diac fore­casts

Townsville Bulletin - - LIFESTYLE - with Jonathan Cainer What sign are you? Find out FREE at www. cainer. com www. cainer. com Dear Jonathan, You men­tioned re­cently, how a ra­tio of 51 to 49 per cent may not seem a big dis­tinc­tion but can be sig­nif­i­cant. In busi­ness own­er­ship, that’s cert


Mar 20 – Apr 19

Not all rules are made to be bro­ken. Some ex­ist for a good rea­son and need to be kept. But there may be times when, even with the best will in the world, we suf­fer a lapse of mem­ory or of con­cen­tra­tion and find our­selves trans­gress­ing some code for which we are sup­posed to show re­spect at all times. If an au­thor­ity fig­ure dis­cov­ers that we have made such an er­ror, we can at­tempt to jus­tify it but ul­ti­mately, we can only throw our­selves at their mercy. We don’t have to be quite so harsh when we have to an­swer only to our­selves. Now, dur­ing the Dark of the Moon, your fu­ture can be changed. Call 1900 950 020.


May 21 – Jun 20

What have you done wrong? Noth­ing! I’m the one who has done some­thing wrong by ask­ing you a ques­tion like that. I have put you on edge. I have caused you to look to your lau­rels. I have pos­si­bly even spoiled your day with that faint hint of a sug­ges­tion that you could be at fault. But then, I fig­ure, given the pres­sure that you cur­rently seem to be un­der and the drama that you are go­ing through, this is as noth­ing. You are al­ready wor­ry­ing far too much about what mis­takes you may have made or may be about to make. Dur­ing the Dark of the Moon, I recorded a very spe­cial forecast for you. Call 1900 950 020.


Jul 22 – Aug 22

If life is a fairy tale, where is the happy- ever­after? Isn’t it rather un­fair of the uni­verse not to sup­ply that? Pos­si­bly, there is a flaw in the very idea that a happy- ever- af­ter is some­thing that can be given. We may just have to cre­ate it for our­selves. How? By look­ing at what’s mak­ing us un­happy and ei­ther find­ing a way to fix it or to feel okay about it. Per­haps the cos­mos can never pro­vide per­fect cir­cum­stance, just a per­fect way to cope. By that def­i­ni­tion, you may now be closer to the fairy­tale that you think. Your NEW four- minute forecast will touch your heart and lif t your spir­its. Call 1900 950 020.


Sep 23 - Oct 22

If we help oth­ers, we can rea­son­ably ex­pect that they will be help­ful to us. That is a good phi­los­o­phy as far as it goes but have you ever watched some­one who means well and is sin­cerely try­ing to make a dif­fer­ence, yet whose ac­tions are in­ter­preted as a kind of un­wel­come in­ter­fer­ence? They may be do­ing more good than harm but that is not so ob­vi­ous to the re­cip­i­ents of their as­sis­tance. Now, how are your cur­rent ef­forts and ac­tions be­ing in­ter­preted? Just re­mem­ber to­day: you are not obliged to make a sac­ri­fice. It’s the Dark of the Moon. Your fu­ture can be re­vealed and changed. Call 1900 950 020.


Nov 20 - Dec 20

Peace is more than just the ab­sence of war. There are, in­deed, some an­cient San­skrit scrip­tures that sug­gest it is pos­si­ble to at­tain a state of seren­ity, even in the mid­dle of a bat­tle­field. So if that’s an op­tion, it must be even eas­ier to feel up­lifted, inspired, el­e­vated and ful­filled when there isn’t a ma­jor ar­gu­ment rag­ing around you. You don’t have to con­trib­ute to a con­flict to­day - and you cer­tainly don’t have to al­low it to es­ca­late. That alone may not bring per­fect peace but it may prove a good first step in the right di­rec­tion. Dis­cover what the Dark of the Moon means for you this week. Call 1900 950 020.


Jan 20 - Feb 17

Some ed­u­ca­tional es­tab­lish­ments try to di­vide their stu­dents into artists and sci­en­tists. Most of us, they ar­gue, are ei­ther more in­clined to­wards log­i­cal pur­suits or cre­ative en­deav­ours. Yet such dis­tinc­tions are strangely sense­less. Should we not all as­pire to be well- rounded hu­man be­ings? Is it not a teacher’s duty to help strengthen a pupil in the area where they may be more nat­u­rally weak? Aquarians, so my col­leagues and their pre­de­ces­sors in­sist, are pri­mar­ily ra­tio­nal­ists. All the more rea­son to fol­low your heart to­day. It’s the Dark of the Moon. That’s pow­er­ful enough to change your life. Call 1900 950 020.


Apr 20 – May 20

None of us are born with the abil­ity to speak. Months go by be­fore we ut­ter the sim­plest words - and there are more words than even the smartest of us can re­mem­ber. That is why we have dic­tionar­ies. Some say that may also be why so many mis­un­der­stand­ings tend to arise. But they may be wrong about this. Psy­chol­o­gists tell us that most com­mu­ni­ca­tion is non- ver­bal. Ges­tures, stances, looks and tones, can say so much more. What may seem to­day, to be an un­wel­come mes­sage, may yet carry help­ful sub­texts. Let the mystic light of the New Moon guide you to a bet­ter fu­ture. Call 1900 950 020.


Jun 21 – Jul 21

What stops you from hold­ing a nice, quiet, con­struc­tive con­ver­sa­tion? Is some­one else un­will­ing to par­tic­i­pate? Are you in­tim­i­dated by an at­ti­tude? Or is the re­luc­tance linked to your own un­hap­pi­ness about some­one else’s be­hav­iour? You can’t wave a wand and make another per­son into a more rea­son­able in­di­vid­ual. But you can do some­thing about any as­pect of your own per­son­al­ity that can some­times be a lit­tle overly prone to in­tense emo­tional re­ac­tion. Set the right ex­am­ple to­day, and you will get the right re­sult. Your NEW week- ahead forecast has a very spe­cial mes­sage for you. Call 1900 950 020.


Aug 23 - Sep 22

Is too much is hap­pen­ing at once? Or is too much not hap­pen­ing? Are you al­most over­whelmed by the sheer num­ber of projects that are not be­ing com­pleted, pro­cesses that are sub­ject to de­lay, is­sues that ought to be easily re­solved yet are prov­ing con­fus­ing and cum­ber­some? I would love to pre­dict a break­through which will let you to cut through a heavy sched­ule like a knife through but­ter. But it may just be that the break­through is psy­cho­log­i­cal and in­volves see­ing why some fac­tors are not as ur­gent af­ter all. Turn the power of the New Moon to your ad­van­tage. Pick up the phone! 1900 950 020.


Oct 23 - Nov 21

If we can see trou­ble on the hori­zon, we should feel glad. At least that means it isn’t right in front of us yet and, by the time it gets any closer, we may be ready for it. And there surely can’t be trou­ble in the dis­tance at the same time that there is trou­ble in the fore­ground or we would be so busy fo­cus­ing on what’s in front of us that we wouldn’t have any time or energy to look fur­ther. What is right on your doorstep now, is not as dif­fi­cult to deal with as you may fear. And what’s in the dis­tance? It may yet re­main there. We are in the Dark of the Moon. For your pow­er­ful NEW pre­dic­tion, call: 1900 950 020.


Dec 2 1 - Jan 19

We all want to feel as if we are fully un­der­stood. We like it too, when oth­ers show that they have em­pa­thy with our prob­lems and predica­ments. We soon work out that we stand a far greater chance of be­ing treated in this way if it mir­rors the way in which we, in turn, treat oth­ers. But some­times, even with the best will in the world, dif­fi­cul­ties arise and im­por­tant pro­cesses of per­sonal in­ter­ac­tion de­velop an un­nec­es­sary and re­gret­table edge of ten­sion. The New Moon is about to help you clear a lot of that up. I’ve got news that will make your spine tin­gle and your heart leap. Call 1900 950 020.


Feb 18 - Mar 19

Is a zo­diac forecast for ‘ en­ter­tain­ment pur­poses only’? How about life? For whose amuse­ment is that? Do we all strug­gle in this strange mod­ern world, with an un­cer­tainty about what we ought to take se­ri­ously? We would cer­tainly be wrong to feel that fun ex­pe­ri­ences are triv­ial and that those in­volv­ing con­flict are au­to­mat­i­cally en­ti­tled to be seen as grave? The word ‘ en­ter­tain­ment’ cov­ers a very wide spec­trum. It may now be highly ap­pro­pri­ate for you to in­ject some lev­ity into a sit­u­a­tion that some see as sacro­sanct. Let your spook­ily ac­cu­rate NEW forecast guide you through this week. Call 1900 950 020.

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