Hi Jonathan, Passionate Scorpios see the amazing heart- shaped images on the new Pluto photos as further proof that we are correctly ruled by Pluto! Lorraine. Hi Jonathan, Space probe New Horizons captures the energy of Pluto through its observations, the
Mar 20 – Apr 19
There is safety in numbers. We intuitively understand this. It is why we stick together, rallying around points of broad agreement, even if we differ on the detail. And if some of that detail turns out to hide a devil so sulphurous that further co- operation seems obnoxious? Many might argue that, even then, it is best to place a peg over one’s nose and carry on, at least until you can see how many other folk have clamped their nostrils too. At which point, you may all form a splinter group. It is best to moderate the pace of change now. Don’t worry about the future. Call me for inspiring news. Call 1900 950 020.
May 21 – Jun 20
Smart people know how to play dumb. And dumb people know how to act smart - or, at least, they think they do! The very cleverest can recognise that there are some things they can never hope to fully understand. And the not- so- clever? They like to flatter themselves with the idea that if they think hard enough and long enough they will be able to make sense of just about anything! Today, it turns out that you can crack a code that previously had you bewildered. What does that make you? Well, it ought to make you happy! There are insights and revelations in store for you. Call 1900 950 020.
Jul 22 – Aug 22
If you think you know what’s going on, you may be wrong. And if you think that you don’t, you may be wrong about that, too! The cosmos is seemingly conspiring to ensure that your expectations, regardless of what they may be, must all be called into question. Using any power that it may have at its disposal, including the ability to defy the limitations of time and space itself, the universe will keep changing your situation till you concede confusion. Only then will all be happy and clear. So why wait. Give up now! You can alter what you want and make it work for you. Call 1900 950 020.
Sep 23 - Oct 22
Why do some people have personal trainers? Can’t they just exercise on their own? And why do some people have bosses? Can’t they just set themselves their own tasks and targets and organise their own workload? But then, that leads us down another road of enquiry, does it not? Why do we have teachers? Why can’t we just look up whatever we need to know in a book? Sometimes, we all need others to play roles that we can’t play so easily for ourselves. That should be celebrated, not resented today. If you need some inspiration, this is the week for you! Call 1900 950 020.
Nov 20 - Dec 20
Nobody wants to fall into the river but if they are going to end up there, they might prefer to be dressed in a diving suit complete with helmet, oxygen tank and, perhaps, a flotation device as well. It might be nice too, for them to know that they had a radio with which they could summon help if needed. And if they were told to look out for valuable packages, recently thrown overboard by an escaping smuggler, they might at least feel inspired to believe that they could profit from their predicament. Have faith in fate today. Insights are available to you this week. Find out more. Call 1900 950 020.
Jan 20 - Feb 17
Charon was the mythological ferryman who rowed the souls of the departed to another realm. That is also the name of Pluto’s giant moon with its dark pole and five mile deep ravines. What has this to do with you? Nothing, officially, yet. But isn’t there some symbolism in the way that you may now be preparing for a journey to an uncertain destination. This is absolutely not as dramatic or decisive as a ride in Charon’s boat. And you could make your life a lot lighter and easier by viewing your situation with less suspicion. Great news if you are looking for inspiration and magic. Call 1900 950 020.
Apr 20 – May 20
Time Travel. No wonder we think of it as fiction. It contravenes every rule we respect in day- to- day life. It contradicts every principle that has ever been explained to us. A further clue to the indigestibility of the concept can be found in the phrase ‘ dayto- day’. We can all, as far as we know, only progress from one day to the next. But what if we could go straight from this day to any other day that we chose, be it in the past or the future? To a small but significant extent, you can now rewrite history, changing tomorrow in the process. The future is waiting for you. You are going to love it. Call 1900 950 020.
Jun 21 – Jul 21
‘ The definition of insanity’ so they say ‘ is to keep doing the same thing while expecting a different result.’ They keep on saying this, and they keep on saying that other very clever people have said this too. The quote is often wrongly attributed to Albert Einstein, Benjamin Franklin, even Mark Twain. So, if none of these erstwhile intellectuals ever actually said this, yet everyone keeps insisting that they did, what does that tell us about the folk who are so fond of this phrase? You are not repeating an old mistake now. You can work magic in your world this week. Find out how! 1900 950 020.
Aug 23 - Sep 22
Sorry? What was that? Did I just hear the suggestion that we are on this earth to enjoy ourselves? What an idea! Was somebody forgetting about the rent that must be paid, the work that must be done, the duty that must be discharged, the discomfort that must be put up with, the worry that must be dealt with, the fear that must be respected and the stress that must be experienced? Oh, I see, they were saying that when you have Venus in your sign, none of that matters, were they? Let’s see, today, if they are right. There is magic in the stars for you this week. Call me! 1900 950 020.
Oct 23 - Nov 21
When visitors come, we want our homes to look their best. We may also dress up to create a good impression. Is this what your ruler Pluto did when it knew that NASA was sending a space probe on a fly- past? Is that why this distant ice- world put a giant heart shaped emblem on its chest, as if to say ‘ now I know that you all think I am a dark and doomy influence but just look, I am clearly full of love and light?’ You, like Pluto, know what it is to be cruelly misunderstood. You are setting your own record straight now, too. The planets say that wonderful changes are possible. Call 1900 950 020.
Dec 2 1 - Jan 19
Why do we need police officers, judges, critics and authority figures? Are we not sufficiently equipped with the ability to restrict our own lives without troubling others for their assistance? We can, of course, happily turn to the task if requested. Some folk, it seems, genuinely want to be told what they can and can’t do or why they should or shouldn’t feel okay. It makes a pleasant change from bossing ourselves about. But today, if you want the easier life you deserve, just go more gently on yourself and others. Call me if you are looking to make some positive changes; 1900 950 020.
Feb 18 - Mar 19
Have you opened your envelope, extracted the paperwork, perused it thoroughly and memorised every word? And if not, how can you be compliant? What hope do you have of satisfying the very precise criteria by which all candidates are assessed? Then again, you may care to consider that the reason you haven’t done your homework is because you haven’t been set any. You are neither being tried nor tested. It is perfectly sufficient to do your best and honour the spirit of an agreement or an understanding. One quick call will cost less than coffee and a cake! Call 1900 950 020.