Dear Jonathan, Perhaps those people who thought it appropriate to re- classify Pluto as a dwarf planet also think dwarfs are less important than the rest of the human race? Mike. Hi Jonathan, It seems the once- downgraded Pluto is now back in the lime- light. How does this event affect the characteristics of Scorpios? Trevor. Dear Mike and Trevor, I don’t think we’ve heard the end of the debate about whether Pluto deserves to be re- reclassified. And we’ve only just heard the start of a discussion about what that heart on Pluto’s surface may signify to Scorpios.
aries Mar 20 – Apr 19
Official announcement! At the end of the next sentence, you will find a surprise. Now, here we are in the middle of that very sentence yet is there actually a surprise at the end of it? Well, that question has answered itself. The question mark denoted the end of the sentence. The only surprise that it contained was the lack of a surprise. But then, how can anyone ever expect to spring a surprise on anyone else, if they first trumpet their intention from the rooftops? Don’t waste a great potential tactical advantage today. The future is waiting for you. You are going to love it. Call 1900 950 020.
gemini May 21 – Jun 20
Most fairly clever people like to think that if they just apply enough intelligence to a problem, they will eventually make sense of it. Geminis, thankfully, do not tend to be ‘ fairly clever’. They are ‘ exceedingly clever’. So, they are smart enough to know that some questions can never be answered. Better to accept as much than to squander a lifetime in pursuit of a paradox. You are dealing, today, with an issue so emotive that it might never lend itself to logic. If you accept as much, you can yet make a wise choice. You can work magic in your world this week. Find out how! 1900 950 020.
leo Jul 22 – Aug 22
Are we in charge of our destiny? Or is our destiny in charge of us? Answers on a postcard please, as they used to say. These days, such questions are more likely to be followed by an invitation to text or tweet. The technology has moved on but this particular dilemma at least, is no closer to resolution. Free will is more fashionable these days. But popularity alone, does not represent proof of authenticity. Regardless of what you believe, show some respect today, to the idea that the universe has the power to help you. There is magic in the stars for you this week. Call me! 1900 950 020.
Sep 23 - Oct 22
We asked, yesterday, why people need other people to play out particular roles? Why can’t we all just take responsibility for ourselves? Can’t we be our own bosses, set our own schedules? Indeed, at the risk of undermining my own role, can’t we see our own futures? Maybe in the answer to that, is the explanation that you now need in order to make a vital personal breakthrough. Whenever we try to take on too much, no matter how noble or sincere our motives may be, we risk losing precious perspective. Value that today. The planets say that wonderful changes are possible. Call 1900 950 020.
sagittarius Nov 20 - Dec 20
Experienced lion- tamers are few and far between. Their skills are ever less in demand. Animal rights campaigners have triumphantly moved us all on from the shameful past when such brave beasts were kept in cages for the benefit of the circus audience. But if, for some reason, a lion were to be let loose near you one day, would you not feel encouraged and reassured to know that you had been taught the art of controlling such creatures? You are now in the process of acquiring a skill that may yet prove priceless. Call me if you are looking to make some positive changes; 1900 950 020.
aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 17
Should you be preparing for a grim experience, a dire encounter, an uncomfortable trial? You shouldn’t but it is interesting that when you hear me say this, you begin to wonder whether perhaps it might be true. That tells us something about your own sense of exposure. You feel vulnerable. You suspect you may have done something that renders you deserving of punishment from a disapproving cosmos. Shake- off such a sense of apprehension. There is no justification for it. Nor is there any reason to worry today. One quick call will cost less than coffee and a cake! Call 1900 950 020.
taurus Apr 20 – May 20
The Edwardian author H G Wells, came up with the first idea for a time travel device. Since his day, an entire genre of sciencefiction has burgeoned. There are now time- travelling spaceships, police boxes and wristbands. Or at least, these exist in the realm of fantasy. In reality? Well, we are seemingly no closer than ever we were. But perhaps that is because we have always had this ability, albeit that we haven’t properly understood it. The key to it is psychological, not physical. You have that key to it today. There are insights and revelations in store for you. Call 1900 950 020.
cancer Jun 21 – Jul 21
Who was it who said that ‘ the definition of insanity is repeating the same mistakes over and over whilst hoping for a different result’? Einstein didn’t say it, so it may not be as clever as some folk think. Benjamin Franklin didn’t say it, so it may not be as candid, either. And as Mark Twain didn’t say it either, it may not be particularly witty! So, the only remaining justification for it appearing in your forecast today, is the possibility that it may be the perfect advice you need to hear. But that’s not what you are doing, is it? You can alter what you want and make it work for you. Call 1900 950 020.
virgo Aug 23 - Sep 22
People can be so annoying. Situations can be so irritating. Problems can be so aggravating. Efforts to fix whatever’s unsatisfactory can be so exasperating. Don’t you agree? Perhaps you do but you are also aware that we gain very little when we allow ourselves to indulge a sense of frustration. Sooner or later, we have to overcome it. We must rise above whatever is threatening to drag us down and pursue some source of inspiration, if only for the sake of our sanity. You may yet find that life brings great hope and healing today. If you need some inspiration, this is the week for you! Call 1900 950 020.
scorpio Oct 23 - Nov 21
If Pluto wears its heart on its sleeve, what does that tell us about those whose lives are governed by this heavenly body? Pluto is the ruler of Scorpio. So, do you wear your heart on your sleeve, too? What about all those textbooks that have insisted, for so long, that Scorpio is a secretive sign? Are they wrong? Perhaps, instead of secretive, they should have said ‘ distant and seemingly difficult to reach but perfectly open and honest, once the connection is made’. In a similar way, you are repairing your own reputation now. Insights are available to you this week. Find out more. Call 1900 950 020.
Dec 2 1 - Jan 19
In the old days, every city centre seemed to contain at least one eccentric gentleman who carried a placard. It would say something like ‘ The end of the world is nigh!’ And, given half a chance, he would be only too pleased to go into detail. These days, such characters have left the high street and set up shop in cyberspace. Do we miss them? Why should we? Can’t we all provide for ourselves a perfect replica of that voice of doom and gloom? Don’t we find it all too easy to expect the worst? All such fear is unfounded today. Great news if you are looking for inspiration and magic. Call 1900 950 020.
Feb 18 - Mar 19
Should we uphold the letter of the law or the spirit of the law? That is the kind of question to which the answer often depends, to some extent at least, on who you happen to be asking. There are, of course, some situations that demand intense attention to detail. One wrong move, one false step, could contravene a crucial code and unleash an avalanche of inconvenient consequences. But that is surely not what you are up against now. If your heart is now telling you that something is roughly right, that is more than good enough. Don’t worry about the future. Call me for inspiring news. Call 1900 950 020.