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Hi Jonathan, Did the as­tro­log­i­cal in­ter­pre­ta­tion of Saturn change when its rings were iden­ti­fied? Did the role of Mars change when pho­to­graphs es­tab­lished it has no canals? Or do cen­turies of ac­cu­mu­lated wis­dom on the role of Pluto di­min­ish now we have pho­to­graphs of a fea­ture that has been there but un­seen for eons? JFW. Hi JFW, A cy­cle of Pluto takes 248 years. It was dis­cov­ered in 1930 so we haven’t yet watched it go once round the zo­diac. Af­ter see­ing those photos, as­trologers who pre­vi­ously ex­trap­o­lated mean­ing from the name alone are surely right to think again.

aries

Mar 20 – Apr 19

When we’re hun­gry, we fan­ta­sise about huge plates, heav­ing and groan­ing un­der the weight of favourite car­bo­hy­drates. We for­get we only re­ally need a few mouth­fuls to make all the dif­fer­ence. It’s not just in the realm of food that we ex­pe­ri­ence this ten­dency to ex­ag­ger­ate. When we want a sit­u­a­tion to al­ter, when we hope for some­thing to hap­pen… we imag­ine that we need far more than we truly re­quire. To­day’s key de­vel­op­ment may not be as ‘ big’ as you might wish. But it will yet hit the per­fect spot. Much will im­prove be­tween now and the Au­gust New Moon. For in­spi­ra­tion, call 1900 950 020.

gemini

May 21 – Jun 20

The world does not di­vide into win­ners and losers. It di­vides into those who think there’s a com­pe­ti­tion go­ing on… and those who don’t see it that way! Of those who hold ei­ther opin­ion, the ones who imag­ine that their view is su­pe­rior had best be care­ful. Life is not a race. We are not here to outdo one another. We are here to sup­port, re­spect each other whilst ap­pre­ci­at­ing and en­joy­ing each other’s com­pany. Well, aren’t we? Your key chal­lenge, to­day, in­volves find­ing a way to rise above a dis­pute and deepen a com­mon bond. I’ve got im­por­tant news. To hear your spook­ily ac­cu­rate Moon- sign pre­dic­tion. Call 1900 950 020.

leo

Jul 22 – Aug 22

We don’t have to keep do­ing what we have al­ways done. We needn’t for­ever sing the same songs, per­form the same tricks, jump through the same hoops or wres­tle with the same de­mons. We can change, evolve, de­velop, deepen, strengthen, broaden, ex­plore and experiment. In­deed, if we don’t, we risk be­com­ing stale and stag­nant. Life is now of­fer­ing you a rare gift: the sup­port you need to step away from a sit­u­a­tion that nor­mally pro­vides much com­fort but lit­tle chal­lenge. That’s go­ing to be so good for you! This week’s Full Moon has a pow­er­ful mes­sage for you. It can change your life. Call 1900 950 020.

libra

Sep 23 - Oct 22

Are we chil­dren? Or adults? Some feel that a com­mit­ment to ei­ther state is a mis­take. We sac­ri­fice so much when we for­get that life is surely sup­posed to be all about lev­ity and laugh­ter, spon­tane­ity and cre­ativ­ity, in­no­cence and ex­plo­ration. Yet such qual­i­ties are so of­ten frowned upon by those who pri­ori­tise duty and re­spon­si­bil­ity, self- dis­ci­pline, self- re­straint and re­spect for es­tab­lished prac­tice and prin­ci­ple. The grown- up in you knows what it is sup­posed to do to­day. But why can’t the kid come out to play? Much will im­prove be­tween now and the Au­gust New Moon. For in­spi­ra­tion, call 1900 950 020.

sagittarius

Nov 20 - Dec 20

For mil­len­nia peo­ple have searched for the mean­ing of life. Even if I knew it, I couldn’t re­veal it in a zo­diac forecast like this, it would spoil all the fun and cause the can­cel­la­tion of count­less quests. Hap­pily, no such re­stric­tion ap­plies to the se­cret of hap­pi­ness. I am per­fectly at lib­erty to share that with you to­day. Not that I need to, be­cause you know it any­way. It in­volves re­fus­ing to rise to the bait of an­tag­o­nism or to take any cause for con­cern more se­ri­ously than you should. So, there is your re­minder, stick with it to­day. I’ve got im­por­tant news. To hear your spook­ily ac­cu­rate Moon- sign pre­dic­tion. Call 1900 950 020.

aquarius

Jan 20 - Feb 17

Some peo­ple are scary. They have a daunt­ing de­meanour. An of­fi­cious air. A no- non­sense at­ti­tude. A bristling, bustling, sense of pur­pose that only a fool would come into con­flict with. When we en­counter such in­di­vid­u­als, we ei­ther get out of their way or we get be­hind them and show them that we are happy to be on their team. Now, who do you most think of when I de­scribe that kind of a char­ac­ter? Think again! Think about how you come across in the eyes of oth­ers. Be aware of your own power to­day. This week’s Full Moon has a pow­er­ful mes­sage for you. It can change your life. Call 1900 950 020.

taurus

Apr 20 – May 20

What’s wor­ry­ing you? How much of a grip has it got on your sense of well­be­ing? Too easily, too of­ten, we let fear desta­bilise us. Like a cold that starts with a sneeze, we may hardly no­tice the first sign. It’s only when we dwell on a mat­ter that it ex­pands like an airbed be­ing filled by a com­pres­sor. Yet to re­duce the size of an in­flat­able ob­ject, we need merely leave off the cap. Might you be deal­ing, to­day, with a fear blown out of all pro­por­tion? Don’t seek to seal an un­nec­es­sar­ily tense idea. Put some weight on its weak­est spot! This week’s Full Moon has a pow­er­ful mes­sage for you. It can change your life. Call 1900 950 020.

can­cer

Jun 21 – Jul 21

What’s to stop some­thing won­der­ful hap­pen­ing? This is, I know, a provoca­tive ques­tion. It is too easy to see it and re­spond by list­ing var­i­ous re­cent de­vel­op­ments that have, one way or another, been less than won­der­ful. If cur­rent cir­cum­stances are un­sat­is­fac­tory too, even the most en­thu­si­as­tic op­ti­mist can see a prima fa­cie case for cat­e­goris­ing the cur­rent cli­mate as un­help­ful, dis­ap­point­ing and thus most un­likely to give rise to a rea­son to celebrate. Yet that’s not a good enough rea­son. As you’ll soon see! Much will im­prove be­tween now and the Au­gust New Moon. For in­spi­ra­tion, call 1900 950 020.

virgo

Aug 23 - Sep 22

We rarely tell each other what we truly feel. We hold back any com­ments which may of­fend and we are equally ret­i­cent about re­veal­ing too many of our own emo­tions. That is not just a Vir­goan trait; it is how we all be­have. We are guarded and po­lite, at least un­til we have de­cided whether it is safe to go be­yond a bound­ary. Here, Vir­gos may dif­fer a lit­tle be­cause they don’t just want to know that it is safe, they want to see a point and a pur­pose. To­day’s op­por­tu­nity for shar­ing, fos­ters a chance to de­velop deeper car­ing. I’ve got im­por­tant news. To hear your spook­ily ac­cu­rate Moon- sign pre­dic­tion. Call 1900 950 020.

scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21

We don’t lie to the peo­ple we love. Or not at least, un­less we think that we may have in­for­ma­tion that they are not go­ing to like. Then, we may be oh- so tempted to give a mis­lead­ing im­pres­sion or to ‘ ac­ci­den­tally for­get’ to com­mu­ni­cate a cru­cial fact. None of us want to cause hurt or harm. But some­times, we can do far more dam­age with our si­lence. Think care­fully to­day, about what some­thing re­ally means and be open too, to the idea that per­haps it doesn’t ac­tu­ally mean what at first you are in­clined to imag­ine that it must mean. This week’s Full Moon has a pow­er­ful mes­sage for you. It can change your life. Call 1900 950 020.

capricorn

Dec 2 1 - Jan 19

Must the old give way to the new? Must the fa­mil­iar be re­placed by the strangely un­nerv­ing? Is there change on the hori­zon now? Or will the out­come of a process be en­tirely as most might ex­pect? Try, if you can to­day, not to take sides. Avoid as­sum­ing that there is rea­son to celebrate if things turn out one way and that all is lost should they swing to the other ex­treme. A sit­u­a­tion is not as in­tense as you imag­ine. Far less hangs in the bal­ance than you fear. No mat­ter how a drama ends, all will be fine for you. Much will im­prove be­tween now and the Au­gust New Moon. For in­spi­ra­tion, call 1900 950 020.

pisces

Feb 18 - Mar 19

Things can’t work out per­fectly, can they? You can’t ex­pect ev­ery­thing to go well, can you? Ac­tu­ally, why not? Where is the rule that states that oth­ers must al­ways ben­e­fit from a be­nign sky and that you can never hope to en­joy any more than an oc­ca­sional ray of sun­shine across an oth­er­wise bleak hori­zon? That strange psy­cho­log­i­cal im­ped­i­ment af­fects us all from time to time. We fear we lack en­ti­tle­ment. We imag­ine we must be un­lucky. Shake- off such silly ideas to­day. You are about to do well enough. I’ve got im­por­tant news. To hear your spook­ily ac­cu­rate Moon- sign pre­dic­tion. Call 1900 950 020.

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