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Dear Jonathan, Hasn’t NASA clas­si­fied Pluto’s gi­ant heart as a ‘ Bro­ken Heart’? Alexis. Dear Alexis, I’m not sure that ‘ Bro­ken Heart’ is an of­fi­cial de­scrip­tion. But even if it is ( or is just so apt that it ought to be) it raises a ques­tion: is there re­ally such a thing as a heart that has never been bro­ken? Dear Jonathan, My first thoughts on Pluto’s ap­pear­ance were that Pluto al­ways cuts through to the heart of a mat­ter. And an en­counter with a Plu­to­nian in­flu­ence in­vari­ably leaves peo­ple with ‘ more heart’ de­spite any emo­tional pain they may go through. Mor­gana.

aries

Mar 20 – Apr 19

Think of what you ex­pe­ri­ence when a new pair of shoes pinch your feet. What’s the dif­fer­ence be­tween com­fort and pain? In terms of how you feel, it’s enor­mous. But to a cob­bler, it’s a mil­lime­tre here, a tiny lit­tle awl hole there. Not ev­ery big change re­quires a big ad­just­ment. To­day, pos­si­bly some­what to your sur­prise, you’ll dis­cover that what was start­ing to look like an enor­mous step that might need great courage to take ac­tu­ally just re­quires a mi­nor shift in per­spec­tive. This week’s Full Moon has a pow­er­ful mes­sage for you. It can change your life. Call 1900 950 020.

gemini

May 21 – Jun 20

The fur­ther into this week, the less con­fused you be­come. If you don’t feel you are even a lit­tle con­fused, I must is­sue a small word of warn­ing. Clar­ity, cer­tainty or an un­shake­able sense of con­fi­dence can be a symp­tom of delu­sion. And delu­sion is the worst kind of con­fu­sion! By which logic we can at least de­duce that, if you soon start to feel more con­fused, it may be a sign that you are get­ting less con­fused! Sources of psy­cho­log­i­cal pres­sure which have been grow­ing lately, soon start to di­min­ish. Much will im­prove be­tween now and the Au­gust New Moon. For in­spi­ra­tion call 1900 950 020.

leo

Jul 22 – Aug 22

Stay­ing the same is not an op­tion. Nor is there re­ally a pro­vi­sion, in the cur­rent cos­mic con­tract, for you evolv­ing and blos­som­ing while your sit­u­a­tion re­mains much as it ever was. The two must move on at roughly the same pace. And you must see this as a bless­ing rather than as the curse you’re cur­rently half in­clined to sus­pect that it may be. it is not, af­ter all, as if you feel that your life has reached some level of idyl­lic per­fec­tion that ought to be pre­served. Trust that what’s chang­ing is right. It truly is! I’ve got im­por­tant news. To hear your spook­ily ac­cu­rate Moon- sign pre­dic­tion. Call 1900 950 020.

libra

Sep 23 - Oct 22

‘ Fairy tales can come true… if you’re young at heart.’ So goes the old Frank Si­na­tra hit. Ah, but that’s only a song. Can we live our lives by this phi­los­o­phy? What gives us the right to ex­pect a life full of joy­ous de­vel­op­ments sim­ply be­cause we have re­fused to make room for our in­ner grown- up? Are you not, to­day, sup­posed to be re­spect­ing rules and tak­ing po­ten­tial prob­lems very se­ri­ously? How dare you pri­ori­tise some­thing seem­ingly triv­ial? Well, if fairy tales do start to come true, you will have only your­self to blame! This week’s Full Moon has a pow­er­ful mes­sage for you. It can change your life. Call 1900 950 020.

sagittarius

Nov 20 - Dec 20

Why are we here? What is the pur­pose? What is the plan? Per­haps the pur­pose is to see that there is no plan! Don’t we flat­ter our­selves when we in­dulge the idea that this vast cos­mos has a spe­cific des­tiny in mind for each of us? Can the very force which has cre­ated all the stars in space, even dis­tin­guish be­tween one hu­man and another? Un­less per­haps mystic tra­di­tion is right to state that we are all an em­bod­i­ment of the en­tire uni­verse. Thus, we have more power over it than we think. You may just find that’s true to­day. Much will im­prove be­tween now and the Au­gust New Moon. For in­spi­ra­tion call 1900 950 020.

aquarius

Jan 20 - Feb 17

‘ If I ruled the world, ev­ery day would be the first day of spring.’ So goes the old song made fa­mous by Sir Harry Se­combe. I of­ten quote it when peo­ple en­counter as­tro­log­i­cal cir­cum­stances like those that are cur­rently in­flu­enc­ing you. That lyric says so much. I mean, just think about it. The first day of spring? Ev­ery sin­gle day? When ( to quote another song) would there be a harvest for the world? Some­times, we have to be care­ful what we wish for, es­pe­cially when ( as now) we stand a sur­pris­ingly good chance of get­ting it. I’ve got im­por­tant news. To hear your spook­ily ac­cu­rate Moon- sign pre­dic­tion. Call 1900 950 020.

taurus

Apr 20 – May 20

The big­gest bul­lies are al­ways those who would least like to be bul­lied. It takes courage to stand up to some­one throw­ing their weight around but once strength is found, if backed with de­ter­mi­na­tion, it quickly com­mu­ni­cates it­self. The orig­i­na­tor of that sense of men­ace soon backs off and finds a more vul­ner­a­ble vic­tim. Much the same can be said of the un­wel­come con­cern that’s now mak­ing your life a mis­ery. As you’ll see to­day, if you refuse to be cowed by it, it has far less power and va­lid­ity than you think. I’ve got im­por­tant news. To hear your spook­ily ac­cu­rate Moon- sign pre­dic­tion. Call 1900 950 020.

can­cer

Jun 21 – Jul 21

The Moon is get­ting fuller each evening. As the Moon rules your sign, and some are now say­ing that this next Full Moon will be a Blue Moon, should you let your­self get at least a lit­tle ex­cited? Or, as a cau­tious Cance­rian, would you pre­fer to wait till you can see proof of some­thing pos­i­tive hap­pen­ing be­fore you start to celebrate? The trou­ble with such ret­i­cence is that, in a del­i­cately bal­anced sit­u­a­tion, it can be just enough to pre­vent the scale of for­tune to hit a tip­ping point. Give luck a help­ing hand to­day. Be­lieve in it. This week’s Full Moon has a pow­er­ful mes­sage for you. It can change your life. Call 1900 950 020.

virgo

Aug 23 - Sep 22

Things could be about to get a lot bet­ter. You don’t re­ally need very much to change. It may seem as if a moun­tain must move or some seis­mic shift is re­quired, but that, as much as any­thing, is be­cause we all have a ten­dency to ex­ag­ger­ate our needs and re­quire­ments. When­ever some­thing or some­one is not right in front of us, we fear that it ( or they) might as well be a mil­lion miles away. It will take less ef­fort than you imag­ine to get you where you need to be to­day. And you will like it when you get there. Much will im­prove be­tween now and the Au­gust New Moon. For in­spi­ra­tion call 1900 950 020.

scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21

Are the num­bers fail­ing to add up? Or are they sim­ply fail­ing to add up to the to­tal you were hop­ing for? Num­bers may no lie but they of­ten mis­lead. And when we try too hard to ra­tio­nalise and jus­tify our own cal­cu­la­tions, we can too easily drive our­selves into ei­ther a frenzy of false fear or a hub­bub of un­re­al­is­tic ex­pec­ta­tion. Things may not now be quite as you had hoped but nor do you face a sit­u­a­tion that war­rants great worry. The num­bers sim­ply aren’t telling you the whole story. Heed them but heed your heart, too. I’ve got im­por­tant news. To hear your spook­ily ac­cu­rate Moon­sign pre­dic­tion. Call 1900 950 020.

capricorn

Dec 2 1 - Jan 19

We in­vest so much in out­comes. It seems as if we can hardly so much as glance at a process with­out form­ing an opin­ion about what we hope will hap­pen at the end of it. We are so nat­u­rally at­tuned to the idea of cheer­ing for one con­tes­tant and boo­ing another that, al­most on in­stinct, we ap­praise ev­ery sit­u­a­tion as if it were a match of some kind. Don’t be a gam­bler to­day, be a bookie. You are in the en­vi­able po­si­tion of be­ing able to en­sure that things work out in a way that suits you, re­gard­less of who or what gets the up­per hand. This week’s Full Moon has a pow­er­ful mes­sage for you. It can change your life. Call 1900 950 020.

pisces

Feb 18 - Mar 19

Some­times, adults go to in­or­di­nate lengths to in­tim­i­date chil­dren. These days, thank­fully there is a lot less of this un­pleas­ant pos­tur­ing. Still, though, some adults bully other adults, even if only un­con­sciously. And still, some­times, we bully our­selves. We make our­selves feel bad when re­ally, we have ev­ery right and rea­son to feel good. Are you wor­ry­ing to­day, about a sit­u­a­tion that ought not to be giv­ing much cause for con­cern at all? Trust your­self and trust, too, your en­ti­tle­ment to ex­pe­ri­ence gen­er­ous gifts from a kind cos­mos. Much will im­prove be­tween now and the Au­gust New Moon. For in­spi­ra­tion call 1900 950 020.

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