The East Coast Summer:
Surfers on the East Coast are reportedly suffering an epidemic of sore necks after continuously looking westward with envy. Not only has it been one giant sweat-box for the last two months, nary a wave over two-foot has broken from Noosa to Eden since November. And offshore wind ... what's that? Even if you did manage a grovel, you inevitably got stung by a bluebottle on the figs. Rooted.