The East Coast Sum­mer:

Tracks - - Bitsa -

Surfers on the East Coast are re­port­edly suf­fer­ing an epi­demic of sore necks af­ter con­tin­u­ously look­ing west­ward with envy. Not only has it been one giant sweat-box for the last two months, nary a wave over two-foot has bro­ken from Noosa to Eden since Novem­ber. And off­shore wind ... what's that? Even if you did man­age a grovel, you in­evitably got stung by a blue­bot­tle on the figs. Rooted.

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