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Tracks Ed­i­tor’s Lack Of Con­cen­tra­tion At Dead­line Noth­ing To Do With His Trip To The Mal­dives Next Week.

Tracks ed­i­tor Luke Kennedy to­day came out swing­ing against sug­ges­tions that his dis­tracted man­ner dur­ing the fi­nal stages of is­sue #561 dead­line had any­thing to do with the fact he was jet­ting off to the Mal­dives on a surf trip the fol­low­ing week.

Dur­ing a 10:30am dead­line day team meet­ing, which was strangely resched­uled to 11:30am by Mr Kennedy from his car at 10:45am, the sus­pi­ciously wet-haired ed­i­tor went on to blame Syd­ney’s traf­fic prob­lems, and a lack of park­ing for his spotty at­ten­dance in the of­fice. “I even had to park in the CEO’s car space to make it here for this point­less meet­ing,” he spouted be­fore con­tin­u­ing. “The of­fice should be in Bondi any­way; it is the epi­cen­tre of Aus­tralian surf­ing af­ter all. Now, how are we track­ing on that piece I re­quested on how to op­ti­mise your Mal­di­vian quiver?”

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