The Ten Com­mand­ments Of... Win­ter Surf­ing

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01. Whi­neone is. about how cold your thin­ner steamer is and how stiff your thicker 02. Al­ways book a warm wa­ter trip mid-way through win­ter. 03. Re­frain from sucky take-offs af­ter more than two hours in the wa­ter. Your feet sim­ply won’t find the board. 04. Never ever let your girl­friend see you nude im­me­di­ately af­ter a win­ter surf. 05. Wear Ugg boots im­me­di­ately be­fore or af­ter a surf, but not in any other set­ting. 06. Try and think about surfers in Ire­land and Iceland to make you re­alise how good you’ve got it. 07. Not break the seal be­fore ac­tu­ally en­ter­ing the ocean. 08. Surf some­where where you are per­mit­ted to have a fire on the beach. 09. Fill the boot with bot­tles of boil­ing wa­ter that will be just right when you come in. 10. Re­mem­ber that ear­lies on the cold­est days have their re­wards.

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