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Lo­cal Surfer As­tounded When Waves Don’t Live Up To Pre-Ses­sion Mind-surf

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A lo­cal surfer has been left dumb­founded to­day after his pre-work ses­sion failed to live up to the surf­ing per­for­mance his mind put on while check­ing it be­fore he pad­dled out. Clearly con­fused and emo­tional, Steve ‘Nan­gas’ Peter­son told Tracks he wasn’t sure what had gone wrong. “I dunno,” he be­gan. “When I was checkin it, I was rip­ping. Flow­ing over flat sec­tions, putting the odd cheeky fin out and throw­ing buck­ets. But once I got out there I couldn’t do any of it. I could barely even pad­dle!” When quizzed about whether his choice of su­per re­fined, low litreage, pro level equip­ment may have been the wrong op­tion for the wob­bly, two foot burg­ers on of­fer, Nan­gas re­mained de­fi­ant. “Nah mate, this is what all the top pros are rid­ing, and they know what they’re do­ing.”

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