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Warwick Daily News - - NEWS -

LATE one night a mug­ger wear­ing a mask stopped a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.

“Give me your money,” he de­manded. Scan­dalised, the man replied: “You can’t do this – I’m a politi­cian.”

“Oh, in that case, give me my money,” the rob­ber said.

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