JOKE OF THE DAY

Warwick Daily News - - NEWS | WELCOME -

Q: What’s the dif­fer­ence be­tween in-laws and out­laws? A: Out­laws are wanted.

I bought my friend an ele­phant for his room.

He said: “Thanks”.

I said: “Don’t men­tion it.” I poured root beer in a square glass.

Now I just have beer.

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