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What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew!

TWO muffins were sit­ting in an oven.

One turned to the other and said “Hey, it’s pretty hot in here, isn’t it?”

The other turned and shouted “Oh my God a talk­ing muf­fin!”

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