TO­DAY’S JOKE

Warwick Daily News - - News -

■ Why did the boy wear five watches?

He liked to have a lot of time on his hands.

■ What do you call a di­nosaur with a ex­ten­sive vo­cab­u­lary? A the­saurus.

■ My friend re­cently got crushed by a pile of books. He’s only got his shelf to blame.

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