TO­DAY’S JOKES

Warwick Daily News - - WELCOME -

■ WHY are all of Su­per­man’s cos­tumes tight?

They’re all size S.

■ WHY are fish so good at watch­ing their weight?

Be­cause they have lots of scales!

■ WHAT kind of sports car does a cat drive?

A Fur­rari.

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