TO­DAY’S JOKE

Warwick Daily News - - NEWS -

● WHAT did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the cor­ner.

● What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

● Why are ele­phants so wrin­kled? Be­cause they take too long to iron.

● Why are ghosts bad liars? Be­cause you can see right through them.

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