Col­lege ‘for sale’

Western Suburbs Weekly - - News -

EVEN the strictest teacher would have to ad­mit that this was a bril­liant Year 12 prac­ti­cal joke.

Smart alec Shen­ton Col­lege leavers in­stalled a very pro­fes­sional look­ing real es­tate sign out­side the se­nior school this month, advertising the school for sale as “Per­fect for the (very) large fam­ily!”.

“Hun­dreds of me­tres of al­fresco din­ing,” the sign read.

“Mul­ti­ple His and Hers bath­rooms! Be your own prin­ci­pal!”

Just in case Shen­ton Col­lege is now hunt­ing down the muck-up day per­pe­tra­tors, Matilda sug­gests start­ing the in­ves­ti­ga­tion with all stu­dents whose par­ents are real es­tate agents.

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