Intimate Instant Texts with the Ads of Beirut
Let’s just hope I get to work on time today.
I wish you were a bit more far-sighted…
Of course. There’s more to life than getting to work on time right now. For example, your toilet is filthy; you better clean it when you get home – with this
Hey it’s not filthy. Well, OK why not, I’ll try your spanking new detergent, got it.
It literally obliterates 100%* of nasty germs— *Check which germs on the back of the label!
—OK! I said OK Perfect. Oh, and you actually wear that suit to work? Please!
What’s wrong with my suit?
It’s too old-fashioned. A little cheap too. How about this one?
Man, I can’t afford that now, so—
Oh, by the way, I know you don’t drink and drive, but I’m just double-checking. Don’t drink and drive.
Scratch that; let’s have a tall, cool drink tonight and pretend everything is fine and dandy! Yes/no?
Maybe, yeah, we could.
Speaking of drinks and cars – with no down payment whatsoever* you can totally take home this 4X4! (It’s much better than that pile of junk you’re driving) *terms and conditions apply.
No down payment? Really?
Yes! And speaking of super-low down payments, you also kinda need your own place, don’t you? It’s as easy as 1, 2, 3**
**more terms and conditions—talk about that later!
I kind of need to get to work now
Boring. And forever alone. You know why? Because diamonds are your best friend. And you’re flying solo
Come on, seriously?
Yes. But don’t worry. I have a deal for you. For a small price, you could, in fact win tons and tons of cash!
DRIVER (Blown away)
Yes! How do I sign up?
About that… Hey look, you just got to work! And on time. Good for you! TTYL!