A random ranking of recent bad behavior
Most Worst SO PUMPED FOR THAT RATT SHOW
As part of a settlement deal, Ticketmaster is offering vouchers— to lame concerts. It’s “like finding money in your couch cushions, then realizing it’s foreign currency from a failed state,” tweeted @brianbeutler.
KIDS: DOES THEIR GREED KNOW NO BOUNDS?
According to Scientific American, children as young as 3 are more selfish and less helpful after simply touching money. They seem so innocent, but don’t let their lack of toilet training fool you.
AND FOR DESSERT, I’LL HAVE THE CRESTOR
Doctors treated to a free lunch by a drug company were much more likely to prescribe its drug than a generic version, according to a JAMA Internal Medicine study.
YOUR MOVE, MCDONALD’S
This week in fast food you have to chase with Crestor: Burger King is selling deep-fried macaroni-and-cheese sticks encrusted in Cheetos-flavored breading, called Mac n’ Cheetos.