March match-ness fun for the whole family
Get ready for high-flying, body-slamming, chair-throwing good times as two T.O. wrestling outfits complete with masked fighters and spandex suits square off with March events the entire family can enjoy
Sebastian Dastranj, Smash Wrestling, 2012 Ronda Rousey is a big pro wrestling fan, and her stock is still among the highest for any crossover celebrity. Any overly 1980s’ cheesy cartoon hero or villain nickname is the worst for me. Names like Skull Crusher are a poor reflection of what pro wrestling’s evolved into. Neither. Over time, with experience, you find comfort in developing your own identity and style. F8FUL EIGHT, Franklin Horner Community Centre, March 4, doors open at 6 p.m. Watch the championship match, with a special appearance by Jake The Snake. Jordan Marques, LuchaTO, 2015 I’d like to see Childish Gambino (Donald Glover) step inside of the ring. He was almost chosen to be the new Spider-Man, and we all know that Spidey got his big break inside of a pro wrestling ring. The Hickster: He was a6’ 1", 500-pound wrestler who dressed up like a Confederate Hulk Hogan and believed he was just as big of a star. I would consider myself more like the Rock. I throw up the people’s eyebrow [the Rock’s signature move] and can spot a jabroni [one who loses to make other wrestlers look better] a mile away. Bulletproof Mascaras, Lee’s Palace, March 5, at 5 p.m. Watch Luchadors take on pro wrestling’s evil professor, Dr. Cube [this event is 19+].
SEBASTIAN SUAVE, “THE ENDORSEMENT” Smash Wrestling, owner VS. SPACE MONKEY Wrestler for LuchaTO