World Network: Business Slut Online
Miniskirt World Network: Business Slut Online is Twine gamemaker Porpentine’s latest gift to the internet, created with Neotenomie. The game centers around miniskirts and office life with a surreal twist.
You’ve been trapped in the Uxurant Skyscraper for longer than you can remember, isolated with coworkers that have become your nemeses. The game is peppered with not-quite-proper web jargon from the beginning, where you are asked to to connect your miniskirt ‘via USB or wireless and hit play’ and, if you can’t do that, to ‘connect via psychic fusion’. You know, connecting via psychic fusion, that thing we all do when we use the internet? Yeah, I figured you knew. This is probably one of Porpentine’s bigger undertakings with looped video tracks in the background of the start screen and through every link in the final sequence, where you have the option to lift your miniskirt, put your hand between your legs, nails on your thighs or install a chip, to name a few. Visually the video tracks are beautifully distracting (if you dig glitchy vids) and they fit right into the Miniskirt World Network narrative. Whether you work in an office and hate it or hate the very idea of stepping foot in an office, Miniskirt World Network: Business Slut Online is a fun, vaguely unsettling game to enjoy during your lunch break. Play it for free at slimedaughter.com/games/twine/miniskirt.