DRESSING UP FOR THE OCCASION

What do you buy the ranch dressing lover on your gift list? A bottle of Hidden Valley Ranch would be cute. A lifetime supply of the stuff? Epic.

This season, the company offered a 24inch Smeg fridge with a lifetime supply of dressing.

The fridge features a giant image of the dressing on the front, and comes with 25 bottles of ranch.

The lucky recipients will get shipments every year until 2024, and then a onetime payment of US$600 — which they can then use to buy ranch for the rest of their lives. At US$4 per bottle, that's 150 additional bottles.

The combo costs US$900, and has already sold out. Don't fret, though: Other Hidden Valley-themed products in the online store include blankets, ugly sweaters and bathing suits.