REA­SONS TO LEAVE A WED­DING

Elle (Canada) - - Radar -

“Macarena” plays. The bar closes. The groom hits on you. The bride hits on you. You weren’t ac­tu­ally in­vited. You’re wear­ing the same dress as the bride. Some­one asks “When will it be your turn, dear?”

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