SUR­VIV­ING A JUICE CLEANSE À DEUX

Elle (Canada) - - Relationship -

1. Cleanse when your sched­ule is rel­a­tively

open. The first few days will leave you feel­ing tired and cranky.

2. Empty your fridge. Once the nov­elty of chew­ing on bee pollen has worn off, you re­ally don’t want

left­over pad Thai star­ing back at you.

3. Sign up for Net­flix.

You’ll be tired and bored. Don’t go to a movie the­atre, where ev­ery­one else will be wolf­ing down pop­corn.

4. Date a co­me­dian.

The cleans­ing ex­pe­ri­ence will be way more en­ter­tain­ing.

5. By­pass the cleanse (and hunger-in­duced moan­ing) al­to­gether

and opt to bond di­rectly over sex and

movies in­stead.

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