GONE HOR­RI­BLY WRONG

Think you had a bad first date? Here are 16 ways it could have really tanked.

Elle (Canada) - - Relationship - By Monica Heisey (now mar­ried)

Dat­ing is hard. Be­tween the photo-ver­sus-real-life-looks dis­crep­an­cies and the abil­ity to learn with a quick Google search that your po­ten­tial date played a cross-dress­ing Rolf in his high-school pro­duc­tion of The Sound of Mu­sic, “Net­flix and chill for one” for­ever may seem like a bet­ter idea. So while I’m not here to tell you it’s sun­shine and roses out there, I would like to of­fer an al­most-op­ti­mistic counter view: It could al­ways be worse. How much worse? “Wore cow­boy boots” worse. “Thinks ‘Evo­lu­tion is prob­a­bly a myth, if you think about it’” worse. Guys, I have seen some things. Be­low, please find an in­com­plete sum­mary of ways your worst date could play out.

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