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Perhaps the “Get Rich” rapper who named himself after half a dollar doesn’t really know how money works. Rap Video Ever

Liam Says Broke Up Because of Noel’s “Witch” Wife

Buys 113 Boxes of Girl Guide Cookies on Colbert Player Make Worst

Launching Its Own Record To be fair, rap videos are going to seem pretty tame if you have ten wives.

Because the Gallagher brothers are very thorough about plagiarizing the Beatles.

Meanwhile, 113 Girl Guides reported that Chevy Chase was “kind of an asshole about not buying cookies.”

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