JUDGING TRAILERS IN TWO MINUTES
THE BEACH BUM
Harmony Korine’s batshit new movie features Matthew McConaughey as an acid-munching poet and Zac Efron as a… Christian EDM raver? Whatever this is, we’ve been watching on repeat.
Yes, it looks like every other Marvel movie — but also Brie Larson punches an old lady in the face.
STAN AND OLLIE MARY POPPINS RETURNS
You probably saw Mary Poppins as a kid; Emily Blunt will have you feeling scary levels of nostalgia. John C. Reilly and Steve Coogan revisit their sad comedian personas, this time as the comedy duo Laurel and Hardy in this Oscar-baity Hollywood biopic.
A Charles Bronson impersonator does his impression a little too well, lending a feverish familiarity to this otherwise atrocious-looking C-movie.