Grey hair? More like chemtrails — and other troubling revelations from the Obama portrait.
5. The pupillary response in his left eye is identical to the Eye of Providence. Obama is a Freemason or part of the Illuminati. Obama is watching you.
6. Obama is wearing blue and white . . . but not red. Obama is a secret Israeli.
7. Why are Obama’s ears are dramatically out of anatomical scale? To celebrate the fact he secretly conducted illegal surveillance on every citizen, often laughing into his bong when he heard people fret about jobs.
8. There are nine green leaves obscuring the chair seat and one in front of the backrest because 9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB.
9. If you stare at the upsidedown-v shadow on Obama’s throat for 30 seconds, you will see an ATF agent kicking down your door to steal your guns.
10. Look at the contrast lines in the chair under his crotch and you can make out the letters U R A N I U M. Busted, Barry.