Grey hair? More like chem­trails — and other trou­bling rev­e­la­tions from the Obama por­trait.

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5. The pupil­lary re­sponse in his left eye is iden­ti­cal to the Eye of Prov­i­dence. Obama is a Freema­son or part of the Il­lu­mi­nati. Obama is watch­ing you.

6. Obama is wear­ing blue and white . . . but not red. Obama is a se­cret Is­raeli.

7. Why are Obama’s ears are dra­mat­i­cally out of anatom­i­cal scale? To cel­e­brate the fact he se­cretly con­ducted il­le­gal sur­veil­lance on every cit­i­zen, of­ten laugh­ing into his bong when he heard peo­ple fret about jobs.

8. There are nine green leaves ob­scur­ing the chair seat and one in front of the back­rest be­cause 9/11 WAS AN IN­SIDE JOB.

9. If you stare at the up­sidedown-v shadow on Obama’s throat for 30 sec­onds, you will see an ATF agent kick­ing down your door to steal your guns.

10. Look at the con­trast lines in the chair un­der his crotch and you can make out the let­ters U R A N I U M. Busted, Barry.

Vi­nay Menon

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