HAVE YOU HEARD THE ONE ABOUT :)
A group of engineering professors were invited to fly in a plane. After being comfortably seated, they were informed the plane had been built by their students.
All but one headed frantically to the exit in a mad panic.
The lone professor who stayed calmly in his seat was asked, “Why did you stay put?”
“I have plenty of confidence in my students. Knowing them, I can assure you that this plane will never even start.”