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The 9Th annual NOW LOVE & Sex Survey Plus! am I normal?, Online Dating Sites that won’t rip you Off, red HOT Valentine gift ideas and More
Where’s the strangest place you’ve had sex? You responded to NOW’s 9th annual Sex Survey at
nowtoronto.com by the thousands. Surprising, sexy,
surreal, the answers kept coming. Here’s a sampling of
how you get off.
A tree. I’m totally serious. We were monkeys. “A New York City chess table.” “A porta-potty at a hometown festival. It was gross.” “Boiler room.” “In a covered utility trailer being towed up north alongside snowmobiles.” ON THE ROOF OF A POLICE STATION. “In the middle of a lake on a jet ski.” “On the steps of a church.” “Trunk of an old car.” “In a mosque!”
Share your most memorable “walk of shame” tale.
“Leaving a hotel at 4 am, drunk as shit, with my bra in my hand. Cab driver was amused.”
“Marrying my last wife.” “Played pipes at a bar for st. Paddy’s day, ended up going home with a girl. Next morning, had to walk home in full kilt and uniform.” “vomiting in front of a church as it let out on sunday morning.” “she tore all my clothes and smacked me around. At 8 in the morning, everyone on the subway thought i’d been attacked by a wolverine.” “showIng up late to help my best FrIend move In and havIng her mum say, ‘are those the same clothes you went out In? looks lIke someone got laId last nIght.’” “sitting on a rickety old bus in glittery heels and runny mascara in the early hours of the morning with a troop of immaculate nuns.” “Walking into the liquor store with cum in my hair.” “Walking out the back door as his girlfriend was walking in the front.”
If placing a personal ad were the only way to meet people, what would yours say?
“Yes, my orientation lists bisexual. No, i will not have a threesome with you.” “20-year- old lesbian seeks cock for first-time experiment.” “Funny. That’s about it. Take it or leave it.” “Curvaceous literary geek willing to put out for intense men who don’t make grammatical errors.” GWM, been there done that, lookinG to do that aGain.” “Hybrid! Mr. Right and Mr. Right Now all in one package.” “large penis, social worker but extremely wealthy from family business, loves kids, pets and sunsets, compulsive liar.” “Must love musicals, cats and strap-ons. (Not at the same time.)” “smart, sexy, fun girl looking for ugly, repulsive, boring man.” “sWF, the kind of girl you can take home to meet your mom and then sneak upstairs with.”
Describe your weirdest pickup experience.
“An old friend’s mother tried to pick me up at the Chicken Deli. She didn’t recognize me from 15 years before.” “A guy picked me up at a food court in a mall.” “A guy led into his pickup line for me by mentioning how he had hit on my sister a few weeks earlier.” “A very large woman said she wanted to take me home and eat me up; not too sure if she was being literal.” “Being a nanny and getting picked up by single (and not so single) dads at the playground.” “A guy workIng At A pIzzerIA, 30 yeArs my senIor, offereD to tAke me shoe shoppIng AnD be my ‘DADDy.’ I never Ate there AgAIn.” “Being the last two in the hot tub at a party during an office retreat.” “guy approaches me and says: ‘ You’re so hot. i’d jerk you off right now.’”
What quali ies as your most romantic date?
“A ton of weed, new sheets and a mixtape.” “Eating ice cream under irweworks on Canada Day after I was out of the country for a month and reunited with a dear friend who turned out to be much more….” “Kissing in the rain under an um- “The date I realized I loved my girlfriend.” “When your date pays for food from someplace other than a fast food chain.” “Nothing is more romantic than when someone turns o f their iPhone for the evening.”
Describe your most serious or funniest sex accident.
CAT JUMPED ON MY ASS MID THRUST… CONFUSION AND SCRATCHES RESULT!
brella under a street light at night.” “Sitting naked in the bathtub for the entire Earth Hour, lit by candles.”
“ARRIVING IN LONDON, ONT, TO MEET A LONG DISTANCE BOYFRIEND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. SOMETHING SO NOSTALGIC ABOUT THE DEAD OF NIGHT AND HIM WAITING FOR ME AT THE BUS STATION. “Candlelit picnic dinner on the loor of my un-moved-into apartment.” “Cooking with my signi icant other in our underwear.”
SHE SAID, ‘HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE?’ I SAID $20? SHE SAID, ‘GREAT, THAT’S ENOUGH FOR CAB FARE TO GO BACK TO MY PLACE AND FUCK.’