Hey, baby, what’s the worst pickup line you’ve ever heard?
Can I have your number? I appear to have lost mine.
People don’t usually try pickup lines on me. We just get drunk and make out.
Wanna play carnival? Sit on my face and I’ll guess how much you weigh.
I love you – what’s your name? Your name must be Gillette, because you’re the best a man can get!
You must be dead, because you’re an angel.
The whites of your eyes are really white. Do you floss? Hey, I’m new to the neighbourhood. Could you give me the directions to your bedroom? So what kind of Korean are you – Chinese or Japanese? (I
punched him.) Dykes don’t hit on each other. The end.