Hey, baby, what’s the worst pickup line you’ve ever heard?

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Can I have your num­ber? I ap­pear to have lost mine.

Peo­ple don’t usu­ally try pickup lines on me. We just get drunk and make out.

Wanna play car­ni­val? Sit on my face and I’ll guess how much you weigh.

I love you – what’s your name? Your name must be Gil­lette, be­cause you’re the best a man can get!

You must be dead, be­cause you’re an an­gel.

The whites of your eyes are re­ally white. Do you floss? Hey, I’m new to the neigh­bour­hood. Could you give me the di­rec­tions to your bed­room? So what kind of Korean are you – Chi­nese or Ja­panese? (I

punched him.) Dykes don’t hit on each other. The end.

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