KATE AND WILLIAM: IF THEY CAME TO T.O., HOW WOULD YOU SHOW THEM A GOOD TIME?
“Excuse me? They’re royalty – they can fucking show me a good time.”
SHOLEM KRISHTALKA “SHOW THEM CHURCH, WHERE THE FUTURE QUEEN CAN MEET US REAL QUEENS.”
MAGGIE CASSELLA “I’d take them to Toronto Women’s Bookstore and acquaint them with the anti-colonialism shelf. Then we’d head to Little India – I hear royals love eating India.”
FARZANA DOCTOR "I would ask them politely to deposit some of their money into my chequing account. "
“How else? Tea dance.”
GAVIN CRAWFORD “Tickets to White Biting Dog, then The Rez Sisters.”