Armed with hu­mour

Woman who lost limb in moped ac­ci­dent has hi­lar­i­ous Tin­der pro­file

Ottawa Sun - - NEWS -

We have to hand it to her, this woman has a hi­lar­i­ously charm­ing Tin­der pro­file.

Lau­ren, a 21-year-old from Cal­i­for­nia lost her arm in a moped ac­ci­dent, but she re­fuses to let that dampen her sense of hu­mour.

On the dat­ing app, Lau­ren lists her job as “arms dealer” and de­scribes her­self as “hands down the best catch on Tin­der.”

She also rates her­self “face 10/10,” “body 9/10,” “per­son­al­ity 20/10” and “arms 1/2.”

The brunette’s hi­lar­i­ous Tin­der pro­file has ev­ery­one on Twit­ter dy­ing to swipe right.

“I can al­ready tell she has the best per­son­al­ity by her job ti­tle,” said one per­son.

“I want to marry her? Like right now,” said an­other.

Lau­ren told Buz­zfeed News she lost her arm af­ter hit­ting a sign while driv­ing a moped.

“I was go­ing pretty fast on a moped and lost con­trol of it, and I hit the me­dian in the road,” she said. “I flew off and hit a sign and it sliced my arm off. I stayed con­scious the whole time.”

She was saved by a po­lice of­fi­cer and later found jokes helped her come to terms with her in­jury.

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