WHO? WHAT? WOW! THE WEEK IN WEIRD GEN­DER BEN­DER GANG­STERS

MISS BUMBUM UP­DATE

Ottawa Sun - - NEWS - BRAD HUNTER

A trio of trans­gen­der women was less than la­dy­like as they pum­melled a man out­side a London sub­way sta­tion.

The bru­tal bat­ter­ing — called “heinous” in a Bri­tish court — left the man in hospi­tal and the women folk bound for jail.

Ac­cord­ing to the U.K.

As we all held our breath for the re­sults of Brazil’s iconic Miss BumBum con­test some­thing went awry at the fa­bled in­sti­tu­tion.

One of the fi­nal­ists ripped the sash off the win­ner and — gulp — ac­cused her of hav­ing a bo­gus bum. Fight­ing words if there ever were.

Now, Aline Uva — who placed in the rear of the pack — has been banned from all fu­ture com­pe­ti­tions, Miss BumBum and oth­er­wise.

Uva blasted even­tual Miss BumBum win­ner Ellen San­tana: “Her butt is plas­tic.”

She added: “I’m the only one who de­serves to be the win­ner.

“I played by the rules and my bumbum is 100% nat­u­ral, un­like the win­ner who has a plas­tic bot­tom.”

Founder Ca­cau Oliver later said: “This is a com­pe­ti­tion where feel­ings run high. These fights are part of it.

“But it will be bad for her and for us if she doesn’t give back her win­ner’s rib­bon.”

San­tana said it wasn’t just about her per­fectly pert pos­te­rior — char­ac­ter counts, and “women around the world” look up to her.

Miss BumBum con­tes­tant Aline Uva claims the win­ner has a bo­gus butt. She has now been banned from fu­ture con­tests.

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