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MISS BUMBUM UPDATE
A trio of transgender women was less than ladylike as they pummelled a man outside a London subway station.
The brutal battering — called “heinous” in a British court — left the man in hospital and the women folk bound for jail.
According to the U.K.
As we all held our breath for the results of Brazil’s iconic Miss BumBum contest something went awry at the fabled institution.
One of the finalists ripped the sash off the winner and — gulp — accused her of having a bogus bum. Fighting words if there ever were.
Now, Aline Uva — who placed in the rear of the pack — has been banned from all future competitions, Miss BumBum and otherwise.
Uva blasted eventual Miss BumBum winner Ellen Santana: “Her butt is plastic.”
She added: “I’m the only one who deserves to be the winner.
“I played by the rules and my bumbum is 100% natural, unlike the winner who has a plastic bottom.”
Founder Cacau Oliver later said: “This is a competition where feelings run high. These fights are part of it.
“But it will be bad for her and for us if she doesn’t give back her winner’s ribbon.”
Santana said it wasn’t just about her perfectly pert posterior — character counts, and “women around the world” look up to her.
Miss BumBum contestant Aline Uva claims the winner has a bogus butt. She has now been banned from future contests.