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A lady was pick­ing through the frozen tur­keys at a gro­cery store be­fore Thanks­giv­ing, but couldn’t find one big enough to feed her whole fam­ily.

Track­ing down a stock boy she asked, “Do th­ese tur­keys get any big­ger?”

“No, ma’am,” he replied, ”they’re dead.”

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