A ROSE IS A ROSE
I have a niece, Elizabeth, who works at a restaurant. She is quiet, sweet and shy—if she were a Disney character, she would be Bambi. One day while she was working at the restaurant, her boss asked her to go buy some flour. When Elizabeth asked her what type, her boss told her Five Roses would be fine. So off Elizabeth went to make the purchase, only to return shortly afterward with five long-stemmed red roses!
She could not ever live this one down, as I’m sure she must get teased galore about her five rose flowers—and yes, she still works at that restaurant!