TODDLER MELTDOWNS HAVE TWO SIDES TO THE STORY!
I love cheese.
When my mom was grating some, I snuck a couple of pieces, but it was crunchy and basically the worst cheese ever.
Aria sure was disappointed when she discovered I was grating carrot.
-MINDY, MOM OF ARIA When I sleep, I like it completely dark.
It really is the only way to get a good night’s rest. My mom refused to turn out all the lights.
Lorelai was wearing glow-inthe-dark pajamas.
-ASHLEY, MOM OF LORELAI The best part of toast and jam?
Obviously the jam.
But I turned away for one second and BOOM!... no jam anymore. The question is, who took it? I will go crazy until I uncover this mystery.
His toast flipped upside-down. I turned it back over. Mystery solved.
-KATRINA, MOM OF DAYNIAN
My mom is normally a great cook. I mean, really top notch. But today she served a lunch that was truly terrifying. I mean it really shook me up. These are tears of fear.
Who knew that smiley-face fries were “too mean” to eat. Oops.
-KERRY ANNE, MOM OF CALLUM
I’ll admit it: I am a neat freak. I enjoy cleaning and washing my hands. My mom seems to have a problem with this though.
I’m happy she likes to be clean. I just don’t want her to wash her hands with toilet water.
-STACI, MOM OF ELIZABETH
My parents are no fun.
All I wanted to do was jump in a puddle, but my mom totally freaked out and my dad pulled me back before I could even get a toe in the water.
I was pregnant and my water broke.
-JAYNE, MOM OF AYLA