TOD­DLER MELT­DOWNS HAVE TWO SIDES TO THE STORY!

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I love cheese.

When my mom was grat­ing some, I snuck a cou­ple of pieces, but it was crunchy and ba­si­cally the worst cheese ever.

-ARIA, 2

Aria sure was dis­ap­pointed when she dis­cov­ered I was grat­ing car­rot.

-MINDY, MOM OF ARIA When I sleep, I like it com­pletely dark.

It re­ally is the only way to get a good night’s rest. My mom re­fused to turn out all the lights.

-LORELAI, 2

Lorelai was wear­ing glow-inthe-dark pa­ja­mas.

-ASH­LEY, MOM OF LORELAI The best part of toast and jam?

Ob­vi­ously the jam.

But I turned away for one sec­ond and BOOM!... no jam any­more. The ques­tion is, who took it? I will go crazy un­til I un­cover this mys­tery.

-DAYNIAN, 2

His toast flipped up­side-down. I turned it back over. Mys­tery solved.

-KA­T­RINA, MOM OF DAYNIAN

My mom is nor­mally a great cook. I mean, re­ally top notch. But to­day she served a lunch that was truly ter­ri­fy­ing. I mean it re­ally shook me up. These are tears of fear.

-CAL­LUM, 3

Who knew that smi­ley-face fries were “too mean” to eat. Oops.

-KERRY ANNE, MOM OF CAL­LUM

I’ll ad­mit it: I am a neat freak. I en­joy clean­ing and wash­ing my hands. My mom seems to have a prob­lem with this though.

-EL­IZ­A­BETH, 2

I’m happy she likes to be clean. I just don’t want her to wash her hands with toi­let wa­ter.

-STACI, MOM OF EL­IZ­A­BETH

My par­ents are no fun.

All I wanted to do was jump in a pud­dle, but my mom to­tally freaked out and my dad pulled me back be­fore I could even get a toe in the wa­ter.

-AYLA, 2

I was preg­nant and my wa­ter broke.

-JAYNE, MOM OF AYLA

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