The Coxswain’s Rules of En­gage­ment

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Rule 1: The Coxswain is al­ways right. Rule 2: In the im­pos­si­ble hy­poth­e­sis that a sub­or­di­nate might be right; see Rule 1, which im­me­di­ately comes into ef­fect. Rule 3: The Coxswain does not sleep; he rests. Rule 4: The Coxswain is never late; he is de­layed else­where. Rule 5: The Coxswain never leaves his work; his pres­ence is re­quired else­where. Rule 6: The Coxswain never reads his news­pa­per in his of­fice; he stud­ies it. Rule 7: Who­ever may en­ter the Coxswain's of­fice with an idea of his own, must leave the of­fice with the Coxswain's ideas. Rule 8: When all else fails, re­fer to RULE 1.

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