WHAT THEY SAY IS TRUE

Reader's Digest (Canada) - - @Work - LARRY JENSEN

My wife, a phle­botomist, en­tered a pa­tient’s room to draw blood. Notic­ing an ap­ple on his night­stand, she re­marked, “An ap­ple a day keeps the doc­tor away, right?”

“That’s true,” he griped. “I haven’t seen a doc­tor in three days.”

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