Life’s Like That
WHILE CAMPING THIS YEAR, my family frequently visited a small chain store in a nearby town to buy groceries. One evening I realized we’d failed to note what time the store opened, so when I saw a teenage staffer on her way out, I stopped her and asked quickly, “What are your hours?”
Her reply: “Right now, six to nine because I’m in school. But next month it will be full time.”
DARLENE QUERY, Edmonton
AN UNTIMELY SITUATION
The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
DOG: All right, here’s the deal. I support and love you till the end of time, and you kindly give me that cheese stick. @DOG_FEELINGS
Does running late count as exercise?
DAY 1: Alone, doing well. Mentally sound. Met a crab.
DAY 2: I have married the crab. DAY 3: I have eaten my wife.
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