AND ONE FOR THE KIDS
Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel. reddit.com
YOU DON’T KNOW FEAR until you hear your two-year-old flush the toilet and yell “bye-bye” from the hall bathroom. @LILWESTMAN
FRIEND: “I can’t wait to have kids!” ME: “Yeah, you’ll love it!” I yell over my one-year-old, who’s screaming in my face because I’m chewing gum.
@THEBABYLADY7 MY FAVOURITE THING about watching a new movie with my five-yearold is probably watching it 17 times a day for the next three months.
@NOT_THAT_MOM MY KIDS TRIED TO SURPRISE me for my birthday this morning. I totally heard them coming and snuck out to start a new life somewhere else. Actor RYAN REYNOLDS