Laughter, the Best Medicine
Do you ever just lie on the ground and look up at the stars after security tackles you on the red carpet?
Ryan George writes and stars in Pitch Meetings, an original scripted comedy series. He is also part of the sketch comedy group Moving Mind studio.
DOCTOR: (Looking at my X-rays) This is exactly what I was afraid of. ME: What?
HER: It’s over between us.
ME: Is it because of all my embroidery puns?
HER: I thought you would stop.
ME: Sew it seamed.
I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both lefties. On the one hand, it’s great, but on the other, it’s just not right.
Home is where the bag filled with plastic bags filled with plastic bags filled with plastic bags is.
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