Laugh­ter, the Best Medicine

Reader's Digest (Canada) - - Contents - BY RYAN GE­ORGE

Do you ever just lie on the ground and look up at the stars after se­cu­rity tack­les you on the red car­pet?

Ryan Ge­orge writes and stars in Pitch Meet­ings, an orig­i­nal scripted com­edy se­ries. He is also part of the sketch com­edy group Mov­ing Mind stu­dio.

DOC­TOR: (Look­ing at my X-rays) This is ex­actly what I was afraid of. ME: What?

DOC­TOR: Skele­tons.

@GOODZIIIA

IN STITCHES

HER: It’s over be­tween us.

ME: Is it be­cause of all my em­broi­dery puns?

HER: I thought you would stop.

ME: Sew it seamed.

@KALVINMACLEOD

LEFT HANG­ING

I got a new pair of gloves to­day, but they’re both left­ies. On the one hand, it’s great, but on the other, it’s just not right.

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SACK RAT

Home is where the bag filled with plas­tic bags filled with plas­tic bags filled with plas­tic bags is.

@ABBYHASISSUES

Send us your orig­i­nal jokes! You could earn $50 and be fea­tured in the mag­a­zine. See page 8 or rd.ca/joke for de­tails.

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