FLUSH WITH ANGER
I hate the auto-flush on the office bathroom toilet; it always goes off before I’m even done taking my nap.
I AM THE ONLY administrative person in the front office of a subsidized housing complex that supports people living with chronic mental illness. On one particularly busy morning, a tenant came in to pay her rent. Frazzled, I said to her, “Today is a bit rough. Ever have one of those days when you feel everyone is out to get you?” She smiled and replied, “I take medication for that.”
SARAH PENNISI, Beamsville, Ont.
AI-AI-WOE My cousin just got a job programming AI software. I’m jealous of his ability to make friends at work. @THECHRISSCHMIDT
A FELLOW WORKER was always showing up late. One morning the boss was waiting for him when he arrived. “What time do we start work around here?” he asked. “How in the heck should I know?” the worker replied. “Everybody is already working when I get in.” JAMES SPARKES, Montreal
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“It’ll never fly.”