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FLUSH WITH ANGER

I hate the auto-flush on the of­fice bath­room toi­let; it al­ways goes off be­fore I’m even done tak­ing my nap.

@TARASHOE

I AM THE ONLY ad­min­is­tra­tive per­son in the front of­fice of a sub­si­dized hous­ing com­plex that sup­ports peo­ple liv­ing with chronic men­tal ill­ness. On one par­tic­u­larly busy morn­ing, a ten­ant came in to pay her rent. Fraz­zled, I said to her, “To­day is a bit rough. Ever have one of those days when you feel every­one is out to get you?” She smiled and replied, “I take med­i­ca­tion for that.”

SARAH PENNISI, Beamsville, Ont.

AI-AI-WOE My cousin just got a job pro­gram­ming AI soft­ware. I’m jeal­ous of his abil­ity to make friends at work. @THECHRISSCHMIDT

A FEL­LOW WORKER was al­ways show­ing up late. One morn­ing the boss was wait­ing for him when he ar­rived. “What time do we start work around here?” he asked. “How in the heck should I know?” the worker replied. “Every­body is al­ready work­ing when I get in.” JAMES SPARKES, Mon­treal

Are you in need of some pro­fes­sional motivation? Send us a work anec­dote, and you could re­ceive $50. To sub­mit your sto­ries, visit rd.ca/joke.

“It’ll never fly.”

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