Laugh­ter, the Best Medicine

THE BEST MEDICINE

Reader's Digest (Canada) - - Contents - THE BEST JOKE I EVER TOLD BY TRANNA WIN­TOUR Send us your orig­i­nal jokes! You could earn $50 and be fea­tured in the magazine. See page 10 or rd.ca/joke for details.

I don’t know what I hate more about go­ing to the den­tist: the phys­i­cal tor­ture or the small talk. Tranna Win­tour is a trans­gen­der co­me­dian and writer based in Mon­treal. Find her up­com­ing shows at tran­naw­in­tour.com.

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT the kangaroo bas­ket­ball player who couldn’t jump?

He was out of bounds.

SHARON HAISTE, Prince Ge­orge, B.C.

ME­DUSA AND MI­DAS once dated. It didn’t end well. It was a stone-gold re­la­tion­ship.

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WRIT­TEN IN BLACK AND WHITE Great mimes blink alike.

@IVORTOSSELL

WANT TO HEAR A JOKE about air­planes?

No. It would prob­a­bly just go over my head.

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A MAS­SAGE IS JUST pro­fes­sional pet­ting for hu­mans.

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I WENT TO COL­LEGE to be­come an as­tro­naut.

All I did was take up space.

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