Laugh­ter, the Best Medicine

THE BEST MEDICINE

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“SO HOW’S EV­ERY­THING go­ing?” the doc­tor asks his pa­tient, Ge­orge.

“Great,” says Ge­orge. “I’ve found re­li­gion. God knows I have poor eye­sight, so he’s fixed it so that when I get up in the mid­dle of the night to go to the bath­room—poof!—the light goes on, and then—poof!—the light goes off when I’m done.”

Later in the day, the doc­tor calls Ge­orge’s wife. “I’m in awe of Ge­orge’s re­la­tion­ship with God,” he says. “Is it true that he gets up dur­ing the night and—poof!—the light goes on in the bath­room, and then— poof!—the light goes off?”

Ge­orge’s wife sighs. “No,” she says. “It means he’s pee­ing in the re­frig­er­a­tor again.”

Source: cnet.com

A PSY­CHIC tells a frog, “You will meet a pretty young woman who will

want to know ev­ery­thing about you.”

“Great!” says the frog. “Will I meet her at a party?”

“No. Next term, in bi­ol­ogy class.”

Source: drib­ble­glass.com DID YOU KNOW that the male sea horse has the baby? And I was think­ing, Why don’t they just call that the fe­male sea horse?

Co­me­dian JIM GAFFIGAN

“It's a mid­dle-aged pot­bel­lied baldo."

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