Laughter, the Best Medicine
THE BEST MEDICINE
WHAT DO WE WANT? An iPhone for fat fingers! When do we want it? BOW! @JOBLESS4EYES
“SO HOW’S EVERYTHING going?” the doctor asks his patient, George.
“Great,” says George. “I’ve found religion. God knows I have poor eyesight, so he’s fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom—poof!—the light goes on, and then—poof!—the light goes off when I’m done.”
Later in the day, the doctor calls George’s wife. “I’m in awe of George’s relationship with God,” he says. “Is it true that he gets up during the night and—poof!—the light goes on in the bathroom, and then— poof!—the light goes off?”
George’s wife sighs. “No,” she says. “It means he’s peeing in the refrigerator again.”
A PSYCHIC tells a frog, “You will meet a pretty young woman who will
want to know everything about you.”
“Great!” says the frog. “Will I meet her at a party?”
“No. Next term, in biology class.”
Source: dribbleglass.com DID YOU KNOW that the male sea horse has the baby? And I was thinking, Why don’t they just call that the female sea horse?
Comedian JIM GAFFIGAN
“It's a middle-aged potbellied baldo."