WARN­ING: DO NOT READ IN­SIDE AN AC­TIVE VOLCANO

Reader's Digest International - - Finish This Sentence - Source: Re­move Child Be­fore Fold­ing, By Bob Dorigo Jones (Warner)

The folks at Michi­gan Law­suit Abuse Watch have their hands full try­ing to pick the win­ners of their an­nual Wacky Warn­ing La­bel con­test. There were a lot of con­tenders, but in the end, th­ese were the wack­i­est: A la­bel on a wash­ing ma­chine urges pa­trons, “Do not put any per­son in this washer.” For all you neat freaks out there, Su­per Lotto places this warn­ing on its tick­ets: “Do Not Iron.” No mat­ter how many calls you make in the rain, one cell phone sug­gests, “Don’t try to dry your phone in a mi­crowave oven.”

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