A PERFECTLY REASONABLE NOTE
Their housemates may not be amused, but at least these
memos make funny reading for the rest of us: Dear Gary, i have been feeling really dirty lately. Please do me.
“Do NOT sleep in my bed. I will be able to tell, and I will be [angry]. I respect your stuff, so please respect mine. And if you think this note is
weird, I think it’s even weirder that you’re in here to begin with.”
Thanks for adding that saliva flavor to my doughnut. I really needed it.
“Dearest Housemates, I put my name on things in the fridge in the hope that no one else will eat/drink them. So, if you thought the lemonade tasted like cat’s wee, you’d be right. I’m sure you
won’t make the same mistake again.”
Dishes are like boyfriends. Your roommate shouldn t be doing yours!