PI A LA MOAN
The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are derivative, trig jokes are too graphic, and algebra jokes are formulaic. But these jokes are guaranteed to multiply your enjoyment.
What do you get when you take a bovine and divide its circumference by its diameter?
A cow pi.
Why don’t calculus majors throw house parties?
Because you should never drink and derive.
What do you call a number that can’t keep still?
A roamin’ numeral.
Did you hear about the statistician who drowned crossing a river?
It was three feet deep, on average.
Old mathematicians never die.
They just lose some of their functions.
Why do teenagers travel in groups of three?
Because they can’t even!
Why should you never mention the number 288?
It’s two gross.