THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A DUMB QUESTION …
... except for these:
When I was a sophomore, a girl asked me how to spell orange. I spelled it for her, and she said, “No, not the fruit. The color.”
I was on the bus once, sitting next to my twin brother, and a girl across from us was clearly baffled by our very existence. She asked a few questions about being twins, including “How do you know you’re you?”
I’m a high school English teacher. One of my students asked me how to spell worstest.
Working in a call center, I answered a call where the customer’s only question was “How do I contact your company by phone?”