LAUGH­TER, THE BEST MEDICINE

THE BEST MEDICINE

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A FIRST-GRADE TEACHER can’t be­lieve her stu­dent isn’t hep­ped up about the Su­per Bowl. “It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you ex­cited?”

“Be­cause I’m not a foot­ball fan. My par­ents love bas­ket­ball, so I do too,” says the stu­dent.

“Well, that’s a lousy rea­son,” says the teacher. “What if your par­ents were mo­rons? What would you be then?”

“Then I’d be a foot­ball fan.”

A THER­A­PIST HAS A THE­ORY that cou­ples who make love once a day are the hap­pi­est. So he tests it at a sem­i­nar by ask­ing those as­sem­bled, “How many peo­ple here make love

“Your poor wife has told me so much about you.”

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