LAUGHTER, THE BEST MEDICINE
THE BEST MEDICINE
A FIRST-GRADE TEACHER can’t believe her student isn’t hepped up about the Super Bowl. “It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?”
“Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student.
“Well, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?”
“Then I’d be a football fan.”
A THERAPIST HAS A THEORY that couples who make love once a day are the happiest. So he tests it at a seminar by asking those assembled, “How many people here make love
“Your poor wife has told me so much about you.”