LAUGH­TER, THE BEST MEDICINE ......................

Reader's Digest International - - Front Page - Sub­mit­ted by NOAH JORGENSEN, Sils­bee, Texas Sub­mit­ted by comedian MATTHEW WOHLFARTH

THE BEST MEDICINE A SCOT­TISH MOTHER vis­its her son in his New York City apart­ment and asks, “How do you find the Amer­i­cans, Don­ald?”

“Mother,” says Don­ald, “they’re such noisy peo­ple. One neigh­bor won’t stop bang­ing his head against the wall, while the other screams and screams all night long.”

“Oh, Don­ald! How do you man­age to put up with them?”

“What can I do? I just lie in bed qui­etly, play­ing my bag­pipes.” I WORK OUT RE­LI­GIOUSLY—Christ­mas and Easter. A ZOOKEEPER is or­der­ing new an­i­mals. As he fills out the forms, he

“I could’ve sworn we were sur­rounded by wa­ter!”

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