LAUGHTER, THE BEST MEDICINE ......................
THE BEST MEDICINE A SCOTTISH MOTHER visits her son in his New York City apartment and asks, “How do you find the Americans, Donald?”
“Mother,” says Donald, “they’re such noisy people. One neighbor won’t stop banging his head against the wall, while the other screams and screams all night long.”
“Oh, Donald! How do you manage to put up with them?”
“What can I do? I just lie in bed quietly, playing my bagpipes.” I WORK OUT RELIGIOUSLY—Christmas and Easter. A ZOOKEEPER is ordering new animals. As he fills out the forms, he
“I could’ve sworn we were surrounded by water!”